Total Medals Earned: 400 (From 58 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,780 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Checking The Game
Finishing Level 5
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Medals Earned: 13/20 (195/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Find the hidden button
Get caught by a UFO
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/310 points)
win the first stage
kill first boss
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kill second boss
kill third boss
kill fourth boss
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Medals Earned: 80/80 (400/400 points)
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Medals Earned: 22/22 (500/500 points)
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Enter Utopia.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Give Dave some sand.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 8/20 (55/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
Beat Blue Level 1
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
View the HowTo
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Medals Earned: 8/18 (115/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
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Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/200 points)
It wasn't hard...
Zombie Killer
Have a Gun
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